Ketika bermain Dota di bilik Ock, seorang jejaka tampan masuk lalu bertanya
Jejaka : "Daus bilik ni yea?"
Ock : "Ya tapi dia takde"
Jejaka : "Dia dekat mana eh?"
Dengan muka selambanya Ock membalas;
Ock : "Dia dekat Chamber of Secrets kot"
Jejaka itu berlalu dengan muka yang masam. Cubalah teka siapa.
Aku nak senaraikan list untuk jadi budak popular di Myspace. Tapi masa waktu 2007-2008 lah sebab zaman kegemilangan aku dah lepas haha. Langkah-langkah ni akan buat korang punya komen mencecah 2 muka dalam satu hari, gambar korang mempunyai komen 80++ dan dikenali ramai.
1. Approve je semua yang add, walaupun nama dia ^*GaMbIt#$%.
2. Add semua hot chick/guys.
3. Untuk mendapatkan komen gambar yang banyak, sila komen gambar "kawan" korang dulu.
4. Gambar tak boleh melebihi 4 keping, paling banyak pun 5 lah.
5. JANGAN mulakan komen dengan "Hey, how are you?", terlampau common!
6. Letak diorg dekat Top 40 korang baru rasa macam special sikit. Tapi selalunya tahan seminggu je.
7. Gambar biar korang seorang je, jangan ramai-ramai. Walaupun gambar korg depan cermin pun confirm komen banyak.
8. Selalu post bulletin dan update mood. Pastikan korang umumkan bila korang ada gambar baru atau edit profile.
9. Letak Lazara/Janda/PELANCAU! depan nama korang, hallamak korang memang terus popular.
Dan dalam sekelip mata korang adalah hot stuff Myspace ;)
Bukan tulisan aku, serious.
Sudah selesai semua, keluar aku daripada UniKL MICET. Tapi, ada berita mengejutkan untuk aku.
Akak Admin : Nama awak Fahim? Yang ada blog tu yea?
Saya : Eh, mana akak tau?
Akak Admin: Saya taula.
Saya : Eh, saya promote Micet kot!
Akak Admin : Akak baca yang lain.
Nama aku famous rupanya kt admin tu haha. Saba je.
So Cristiano Ronaldo is finally leaving for £80 million. I can't say I didn't expect this. Well, this would be the perfect time for him to go, thanks for the wonderful goals, creative assists and great skills. I remember watching his first game which was against Bolton, he came as a sub, with the famous number 7 etch on his back. The replacement for Beckham, the 18-years old wonderkid. He skipped past defenders easily and make them feel silly, he dazzles on his debut. I had goosebumps. A truly worthy number 7 after George Best and Eric "King" Cantona. Perhaps the best Man Utd player in history. He already confirmed his status as a Man Utd legend. Good luck at the Bernabeu, you'll be missed.
So who's going to replace the World Player of the Year? I'm thinking Nani, Tosic, Ribery, Antonio Valencia, Aaron Lennon, Danny Welbeck, KHYRIL MUHYMEEN ZAMBRI!
I used to be the kid with the bright future. And to this day, I still believe in that. But being me, I didn't work hard for that to happen. I haven't live up to the hype, yet. There is still time to change. And hence come one of the biggest decision in my life, quitting Micet. I haven't delivered the results that would have been expected of me since SAT's. SPM was a major dissapoinment, so was UniKL MICET. I still live in hoping that the kid in me would somehow pop up again, not having to study but still gaining excellent result. Well, those days are over. I would have to work hard from now on, to realise the potential.
Both of my parents are lecturer with Ph.D and I must not dissapoint them. Melaka proved to be a disaster and I only have myself to blame. The dreams to invent things to help the environment and people, to produce car running on water, well all of them remain dreams since I'm not pursuing chemical engineering anymore. Chemical engineer, heh. My ambition since Miss Lim said I would have no trouble getting A1 for Chemistry. Look how that turned out.
I used to blame my parents for me not achieving what I had really wanted. In the UK, I was in the High Achievers and well on target for what I used to want to be, architecture. And they decided I need to sit for SPM and thus the journey to Malaysia alone and living with my grandparents. I have always said that if only I have stayed in the UK, I would be in University of Nottingham (hahaha) doing what I do best, architecture. Upon returning to Malaysia, the interest just went up in smoke, I wasn't interested anymore.
My mum made the decision to go to UniKL MICET, but now I'm going to take control of my future. Now all that is left is hardwork. I'm nervous but excited for the future.
Janganlah korang sedih sangat ye atas pemergian daku. Walaupun aku tau mungkin ramai yang gembira disebabkan sudah tiada budak yang bajet cool, poyo, bajet style dan pelbagai lagi yang korang label aku. Macamlah aku peduli pun. Sebab korang semua yang melabel hanya poser. Si bajet jambang maskulin, si pemakai topi serta baju sendat. Tu je kot.
Budak Section F.
Aku rasa tak banyak salah aku kat korang so takde gunanya kalau aku minta maaf haha. Takdelah memain je.
Alkaline Trio - Radio playing
Aku tau mulut aku ni agak lancang dan suka lepas je. Kalau kau gemuk aku cakap je, seperti Rashdan. Sorry Sedey. Ock yang selalu kena teka teki tekan loceng, Kerol yang selalu kena panggil nerd dan jadi macam hamba aku, Mustika sebab selalu bergaduh pasal hal remeh-temeh, Hariz sorry doh banyak mengutuk kau kata kau manja sebab kau memang pun hihi kurangkan memujuk orang dengan begitu passionate sekali ye. Aiman tkde apa-apa kot. Zakwan yang dilabel gay couple dengan Kerol, korang boleh jadi sweet couple tk tipu doh hahaha. Ina selalu usik dan sorry masa kau jadi director aku pergi cari orang pula. Zarif dengan Awang pn tkde. Black tkde sebab dia jarang ada. Izzi sudah lama pergi.
Dah tkde orang untuk mulakan projek memulau orang haha.
Budak bukan seksyen F
Joe sorry ajar kau macam-macam benda yang tak patut, aku sepatutnya jaga kau tapi kau dah terjerumus nak buat macam mana kan haha. Usama @ Sam sebab kadang-kadang kau minta sebatang aku tak bagi haha. Jaja sebab bagi nickname Stinky Winky dan juga sebab selalu buli kau. Kiro sebab selalu label kau poyo tapi kurangkan mencapap sikit please. Nana, sorry if I've caused you any trouble. Sem 2 langsung tak bercakap, masing-masing dengan hal sendiri, perhaps. Cuti sem 1 selalu lepak but not anymore. Take care of yrself. If it's not for you, I'd be off after sem 1.
Aku rasa banyak orang yang aku leave out. Well, thnks for the memories.
Thank you UniKL MICET :')